AMNESTY, and general sweetness.
Those of you who wish to take advantage of My fabulous mood, in this most fabulous time of the year, MUST be able to follow impeccably My directions.
1. You must have seen Me for sessions sometime in the past FOUR years. It may have been a long time... so much the better as it will brighten My day.
2. You may email between the hours of 10am and 5pm. I MAY NOT ANSWER. I AM VERY BUSY.
3. You will email something to help Me remember what time we have spent together, My name for you, or how I have abused you in the past ;). You will then ask if you may be of service to Me THAT DAY. You will only text if you can be of service THAT DAY. Spontaneity and service is what this is about.
4. I will tell you if I wish for you to bring Me coffee or tea, with specific instructions. Everything will be clearly outlined to you. You will take your lunch break that day in service to ME.
5. If you wish to also bring Me a thoughtful birthday gift you should do that!! No crap please. Most of you know what I like. You are also welcome to beg Me if you wish to take Me on a shopping trip for My birthday, obviously I may not want to spend a day with you, but hey, you may have a chance.